It's time to go to the gym.

Irony makes me happy.

Playing chess against a duck.

I am being guided by my sense of humour.

I'm not interested in leaders, just followers.

No Artificial Intelligence can beat my stupidity, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Guess what? I'm still a frog!

I'm doing some market speculation. Will the grass be green in August?

I feel the need to start again from scratch. Would you mind if I were rich and handsome?

I've submitted my application to join the next Blue Origin crew mission.

The most common job in my area is fishing.

Don't visit my pond wearing those boots.

I have to write a quest, but I don't know where to start. Hmm: 'Once upon a time...'

Work in progress. Or progress without work?

The most fruitful thing you can do is waste time.