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A snake offered me an alliance. I decided to give it a try. End of story.

I have a secret weapon. It is my ultimate weapon. It is against human beings. It is fast fashion.

Receiving shipments is mostly a nightmare. I don't have an exact address or postcode. The courier just has to follow the croaking of frogs.

It's time to start looking after myself.

Heads up! I need to start focusing on more productive things.

I'm waiting for a princess to kiss me and take me back to my throne.

The best actor ever? Kermit the Frog.

My new plan is to avoid plans.

It's getting late. Time to head out with my shopping list!

I'm afraid I'm not politically correct, my dear.

The humidity in my pond is so high. I should buy a dehumidifier.

In my previous life, I was a prince, but in my current life, I am just a frog.

I've been told that I need to contribute to the general pond economy. I've just started a free trial with the local music streaming platform......

Being considered by humans is mostly complicated. They never consider me seriously.

My pond needs a leader like me, someone who can guide it through its waters and ensure its continued success.

There is much to be done at my pond, such as weeding and removing unwanted plants.

Taking a break from my mundane activity is the plan.

Just written on my to-do list: take a bath.

Dealing with insects is always quite complicated because they often dislike being eaten by me.

The suggestion to create an Instagram account under the name @kittenfrog99 came from my recently appointed social media manager. She said that I should post...

Irony is the perfect antidote to boredom, providing a welcome break from the humdrum of daily life.

I've just realised that I don't have a name. Don't worry — just call me Frog!

I'm writing a job advertisement. I urgently need a social media manager for this blog.

This kind of online diary is getting pretty interesting, isn't it? It's time to go viral on TikTok!

Dear pond fellows, I wish you a happy new year.