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I'm wondering whether it would be a good idea to get a coffee with my pond neighbours.

French fries are unbeatable! Much better than my insect diet!

I'm feeling stressed. I'm doing some midnight meditation under the moonlight.

A Linux update failed. No backups. My pond sysadmin has been fired.

I bought a ticket for a cruise on my pond. It was worth it!

A snake offered me an alliance. I decided to give it a try. End of story.

I have a secret weapon. It is my ultimate weapon. It is against human beings. It is fast fashion.

Receiving shipments is mostly a nightmare. I don't have an exact address or postcode. The courier just has to follow the croaking of frogs.

It's time to start looking after myself.

Heads up! I need to start focusing on more productive things.

I'm waiting for a princess to kiss me and take me back to my throne.

The best actor ever? Kermit the Frog.

My new plan is to avoid plans.

It's getting late. Time to head out with my shopping list!

I'm afraid I'm not politically correct, my dear.

The humidity in my pond is so high. I should buy a dehumidifier.

In my previous life, I was a prince, but in my current life, I am just a frog.

I've been told that I need to contribute to the general pond economy. I've just started a free trial with the local music streaming platform......

Being considered by humans is mostly complicated. They never consider me seriously.

My pond needs a leader like me, someone who can guide it through its waters and ensure its continued success.